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bloodsuckingmonster
And then I realised the cake was a lie

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that sucks

yah, it hurt like hell.

You are a member of the family I know. You have to be!

(We vampires are a very proud people.)

i am no different, but i still go to school.

oh look your here too

strange, indeed, strange.

*big crowd nods*

indeed, strange.

both of my feet hurt ive lost skin on the bottom of one of my feet and the other has a huge blister on it so i cant walk great either so yep now im chillen to lax dnb typing this thing up and i added someone else to my story the time is gonna be a bit off but doesnt matter

*i kick you* hey! my leg's almost better!

narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awsome narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight like an underwater unicorn they got a kickass facial horn they are the jedi of the sea they stop cthulu eating ye narwhals they are narwhals narwhals just dont let them touch your balls narwhals they are narwhals narwhals invetors of the shishkabob

i just killed a dragon, i now watch you cry.

now that your legs are [almost] better
we can donate it to NG so they can sell it on the NG store

my answer
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oh did you not here it turns out im not a dragon i just manipulated my dna so i became one and then when it was happening my being became unstable so i had to fuse myself with a human but i simply am able to manipulate all matter as long as theres something anywhere im okay ID

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